Here’s something you don’t see everyday. This probably THE WEIRDEST “gadget” we found this week. The Tenga Egg. No it is not an egg. And no you can not eat it. But you can feed it to your “monkey”. Apparently it is the latest and greatest technology when it comes to spanking your monkey.

Today Kanojo Toys reported that the Tenga Egg has been released in 3 versions: clicker, wavy and spider, but there is no information on pricing. This masturbation contraption may be odd but it beats the hell out of apple-pies.

There is also a video on YouTube below so that you can see what the fuss is about.

Images via [DannyChoo.com and Kanojo Toys]

Engadget run a story of a “Cool758 razor phone really can shave”. Besides being an electric razor the phone has dual-sim capability, a touchscreen, and a 2 megapixel camera to fall back on. No word on price or availability.

Is this for real? Or is this an early April Fools joke? And more importantly when will they release a phone that makes hot macchiatos and espressos??

Image via [ Engadget ]

No, this is not a chopped up body of a maid, nor is it an inflatable doll… it is a PILLOW!!. Yes that’s right, it is a pillow, and apparently it is anatomically designed for a good night sleep. It is freaking weird! but it is coming from japan so we don’t mind that much, Japan always comes up with crazy, pervy products. You can buy it here for ¥ 2,499.00 [about $25]. Apparently lots of people have been buying it and not all of them from japan…

Do you remember a story that made the news in most blogging sites like gizmodo about a guy named Jerry Jalava, who had an accident while biking, losing his finger. He got an artificial finger made of silicon, and instead of just giving it logical sexual uses, he decided to make it even more useful and embed a 2GB USB drive inside. The result was equally as gross as was fascinating.

Well it looks like there is more usb-finger-action coming our way. It is the USB Yakuza Thumb which you can go and order online [¥ 6,600.00, about $60] and satisfy your finger fetish. If you are wondering why it is called yakuza, it is because in Japan the yakuzas have the habit of cutting fingers and other bodily parts off of their enemies. Check the photos below, they are finger-licking good.